Under 15 Manager and Spurs Supporter, Daemon Bear, gives West Ham Chairman, David Gold, some advice!

Damo: So why didn’t you buy Darren Bent?

David: Because we were £21.5m short of the asking price

Damo: Why don’t you come down to Bexley and look at some of our rising stars?

David : Where’s Bexley?

Damo: Just around the corner from the Coach and Horses

David: Yeah I know it. Had a lock-in once with some knowledgeable football supporters. Must be West Ham fans – anyway, who in particular?

Damo: Well, I got a centre half. His name is Freddie Forman but you better snatch him up quick cos Guy Ritchie is looking at him for a new movie.

David: Yeah, I’ll take him

Damo: Also there Ronnie and Reggie, oops I meant Tom and Billy

David: Yeah, I’ll have them as well

Damo: Also Tom Hopkins. Bit slow but reads the game well. Played a bit for Southend

David: Alright I’ll have him, but what I really need is a ………………….

Damo: Yeah I know a manager. Sorry but I cant help you there I’m fully committed to Bexley Football Club, but the Senior Managers, Tony Hook and Frenchie both love West Ham especially Tony. I am sure they would like to do it

David: What about the other 2 managers who I have seen at West Ham, Smudger and Terry

Damo : Nah, sorry you missed the boat there mate, they are going after the England job

To read the full transcript go to newsoftheworldwindups.co.uk

Comment from Daemon: 
The company I work for host a charity day where celebrities who are linked to the charities we donate to come into the office.
David Gold came in as part of the Addenbrooke’s Charitable Trust – he obviously recognised me from the world of football and took advantage of the situation and asked me for some advice – I told him to avoid the M23 when they play at Brighton this year!!!!